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do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
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Yep.
I love his new costume.
everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.
#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
is this just fantasy…
- Steven: Now interestingly, Sherlock's handwriting, because he's in a hurry, he's deteriorated here into that of a three year old child.
- Benedict: Thank you very much. That is my handwriting.
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
It seems not just a girl got impressed
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Yes, but the actual way this scene played out is far more damning—
Because Sherlock finishes deducing— and looks at John first. He then turns around and looks at Irene—Which just begs the question—-Sherlock, sweetie, who were you trying to impress in the first place?
John, always John.
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He wouldn’t stop poking me. He seemed very confused. -SH
HELLO I AM A TUMBLR USER AND I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE THAT IS BEING MADE HERE
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This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
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The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart
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“JENSEN. JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE! JEN. JEEEEEEEEN. JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”
“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face. Take it off.”
“IT’S DARK, JENSEN. IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”
“Jared all you ne—”
“DARK, JENSEN! DARK.”
“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”
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